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Update · July 28, 2026 · Plain-language edition

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PRIMARY SOURCEthe company’s own operations manual

This is the plain-language version of the cited update, written to be read out loud. The pages it describes are posted at bamopsmanual.com, reproduced exactly as the company wrote them. Nothing here is a court ruling, and everyone named is presumed to have acted lawfully.

Chapters 7 and 8 of the Bricks & Minifigs manual are called Safety and BAM Customers. The safety one is mostly what you would expect: clean floors, follow the disability law, decide about dogs. The customer one is the company’s field guide to the families who walk in, and the part worth reading slowly is about the family at the counter selling their LEGO. The name on the chapter says who shops here. The pages are a map of what stands between the store and a family’s collection, and the ways around it.

The father, the mother, the grandmother

The manual says teenagers are one of the biggest groups that come in to sell, and adds that by then they are usually not attached to the LEGO anymore, which, in its words, “can make buying them easier.” Then it sorts the visit by the parent. If dad came along, it is simple: dads are “all about the money” and will help negotiate. If mom came, the manual has more to say. Moms are “more sentimental,” and a mom who struggles to let go of her child’s collection makes, in the manual’s words, “the buying process a little tougher.” So the employee is coached to talk her past it: get her picturing a grandkid, ten years from now, who will want even better LEGO. And if she still cannot let go, the move is written out. Ask her, or the grandmother, whether there is one piece she remembers giving the child. Find that piece. Hand it back to her. Buy the rest. Notice what she is offered: not keeping her child’s childhood, but the idea that a better one will be on a shelf in ten years. And notice where the kindness sits: the hand-back move enters the script at the point where the feeling is strongest, as the step that finishes the buy.

The grandmother comes back a few pages later, this time as a shopper. Seniors, the manual says, are “fantastic shoppers” who “spend big money on their grandkids” and trust the staff to help them. So the same woman is in the book twice. When she is selling, her attachment is the problem to get around. When she is buying, her trust is the thing to work with.

The kids are the way to the parents

The chapter calls children “the conduit to the parents” and “key to your success with the adults.” Win the child over, it says, and a “triangle of trust” forms, and the parent relaxes and lets the child work with the employee alone. Being kind to a kid in a toy store is normal. This page goes further. The payoff it names for the “triangle of trust” is that the parent steps back and lets the child work with the employee alone. And when a kid finds something, the employee is told to remind the parent that used sets are “often retired or hard to find,” which the manual says “helps reinforce” what the child saw online. The child is the way to the person holding the wallet, and the way is written down.

“Trade-bait”

For grown-ups who think the price is high, the manual’s advice is to “run toward an objection,” and it lists the comebacks. One of them, about how buy-sell-trade saves people money, carries a label meant only for the staff: using that line, the manual says, serves as “Trade-bait.” Their word. And the list keeps going. If LEGO seems expensive, the script offers that it is good for children with autism and Asperger’s, and that “Doctors prescribe” LEGO for older people with Alzheimer’s. No doctor and no study is named. There is real research on LEGO and autism; what stands out is where these lines live, in a list of ways to beat a price objection, right next to the one the company itself calls bait.

Kicked out for offering more

The manual likes resellers when they buy. Some of them, it notes, “will buy sets at your price” hoping to flip them. It stops liking them at one exact moment: when they counter-offer, that is, when a person selling LEGO to the store hears from a reseller who will pay more. For that, the manual says, have “zero tolerance” and kick them out of the store “as nicely as you can.” Put that next to chapter 6, posted earlier, where employees are told never to give a seller a number until the store has inspected the LEGO. The person selling gets no number, and the visitor who says a bigger one out loud gets shown the door. By the book, the only number a seller hears inside the store is the store’s.

Even the sign on the door

Chapter 7, the safety one, mostly reads like a landlord’s checklist, and two lines stand out. If a store wants to allow pets, the sign saying so has to be “approved by Corporate.” Even the sign on the door of a store the company calls independent is the company’s call. And in the part about washing dirty LEGO, the manual adds a money note: if it is dirty enough that you have to clean it, pay the seller less for it. Around all of it, the frame from the earlier chapters still holds: breaking any rule in this book is a breach of the franchise agreement, while the company does not promise the book is accurate. The owner is bound to the script; the script’s author is not bound to its being right. None of this is against the law. To be fair, the same chapter also tells employees to be honest with a kid’s piggy-bank change and to say out loud that most of the used sets came from the public. But step back and look at the chapter names. Chapter 6 is called Customer Service, and it steers sellers into store credit. Chapter 7 is called Safety, and it ends at the buy price. Chapter 8 is called BAM Customers, and it maps a family’s feelings. The names face the customer. The pages face the buy.

This is a plain-language retelling. The exact quotes, the sections, and the links to the pages are in the full update. Nothing here is a finding of law.

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